One Liner from Jon Mace

Jon Mace is not married and not in jail, and is eager to hear from you all! -jhm@macenyc.com

"I did 5 months at Bridgeport Correctional for assault with a diet Snapple bottle after a bar fight with Tory Chamberlin and Jamie Meyer......which resulted from my refusal to call them Ted and James. Fortunately I had the Alvord twins backing me up."

Any chance you could appoint me "Class Slanderist" and I could make up and post stories about anyone who is missing or unwilling to participate in the blog? ha.